{"product_id":"if-you-can-t-beat-em-buy-em-shirt","title":"If You Can’t Beat ’Em, Buy ’Em Shirt","description":"For the rivalry fan who believes pettiness should be preserved in cotton.\u003cbr\u003e\nThis shirt celebrates the funniest possible football business headline: when beating the birds got too hard, someone apparently decided it was time to start shopping. Featuring a bruising bird mascot, a pan full of “West Coast gold,” and one very stressed-out prospector realizing the claim may already be taken.\u003cbr\u003e\nNo official logos. No official teams. Just pure rivalry chaos, questionable ownership optics, and the beautiful reminder:\u003cbr\u003e\nSome rivals you just own.\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for tailgates, game day, trash talk, and making one fan base explain why they’re suddenly interested in bird watching.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz\/yd² (170-180 g\/m²) \u003cbr\u003e\n• Open-end yarn\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tubular fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n• Taped neck and shoulders\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimers: \u003cbr\u003e\n• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.","brand":"Panizzera Meat Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44530374279219,"sku":"8808187_11576","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0627\/3325\/4707\/files\/unisex-classic-tee-white-front-6a5520a0eb8e6.jpg?v=1783963814","url":"https:\/\/panizzerameatco.com\/products\/if-you-can-t-beat-em-buy-em-shirt","provider":"Panizzera Meat Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}